Monkey burglarizes Texas gardening store

This just in to our All-Monkey News Network news desk: Owners of a Richardson, Texas gardening store were burglarized by a monkey, surveilla...

Sex and violence beneath the Planet of the Apes

As you've probably noticed, monkey business is our business. I've written before that the Taper 's masthead should probably be...

For what it's worth

There's battle lines being drawn, And nobody's right if everybody's wrong. Young people speaking their minds, And getting so muc...

Chimps choose more rationally than humans

The Burning Taper is known across the Milky Way for its never-ending coverage of monkey business. If it's about a primate , we'll p...

Chimps making monkeys out of humans?

Long-time readers of The Burning Taper may have noticed I have a soft spot for articles about monkeys and chimpanzees. I don't know why...